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Bodywork



 I've taken what I know of Swedish/Deep tissue/Thai/Zen Shiatsu and combined them. Now you get a longer full body/deep glute massage. All I do is release the tension from sitting on your butt all day. 

I’m small , but I can turn you into a pretzel and relax all your muscles. The Mix: loving Buddha. I offer stones/hot mineral bath/hot oil massage/foot bath and rub/.... I am a professionally trained massage therapist.

Therapy Q&A
Massage school: McKinnon and Acupressure Institute
Massage Therapist: 17yrs
Modalities: I’m certified in Swedish, Deep tissue , Thai , Shiatsu , Zen Shiatsu, Hot Stones

Sensual: Use your imagination
Therapy session: $100
FBSM session:      $160
60min   $200 Body Slide 
90min   $320 Massage, Cuddling  
               $450 Korean bath for two

Please book your appointment a day in advance as my schedule changes weekly. 
Late night appointment are aval

When contacting me be clear about the session you want.

Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination

If you have written me a review this year 2024 you have a 3 mth discount. Please contact me for info.

Did Covid make everyone forget home training? 
When texting or calling start with your NAME
My NAME is _______ I would like an appt here's my LinkedIN or ID
When I see Hi I want a massage in a text. I roll my eyes up so F#$ing high GOD has to push them back in place. 

Hygiene

Hygiene is very very very important if you would like a good session: When you arrive please go to my bathroom where I have brown towels.
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A. pull down your pants/shorts
B. put your finger in your rump
C. put your finger up to your nose
D. smell it!!!
E. If you smell roses pull up your pants/shorts
F. If the smell makes you jump and your finger is brown
G. pick up a towel turn on the hot water add bodywash to towel
H. bend over apply hot towel to the hole and scrub vigorously (3 times, if more is needed keep going)
H1. Some of you might have to squat to achieve the right angle to the hole.
I. put the towel in the shower
J. wash your hands
K. Thank you,

If you have a bullet in the chamber please empty it before you get on my table.....

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